The breeding program periodically needs to perform quality control on the stud bulls they're producing. So a handful of young bulls are chosen at random and put through a series of brutal torments to see how long it takes until complete testicular failure is achieved.
In this image, the insets along the top indicate testicular health as the number of blows from the pile driver are tallied.
Every other image is of how flat the ball becomes under each brutal blow. You can see how, over time, the mammoth nut gets more and more flat, puffy, and dark with bruises.
It takes 3,732 blows until the lad's titanic left nut catastrophically explodes, after more than two HOURS of continuous abuse!
That's a success for the breeding program...though they're always striving to make their bulls even TOUGHER.
By the way, I just now did the math, and that pile driver must have been hammering the handsome lad's doomed nut 30 TIMES A MINUTE, or every other second, for the whole 2+ hours! Fucking FREAK!!!
Whaddya think? Do they need to test the lad's other bull ball to failure as well? See if it can last even longer than its dead brother? Or should they breed this one-balled mega stud first?
For proper, thorough testing, you can't assume the right nut will have the same toughness as the left. The more data points you have, the better the quality control. I bet after the right nut is obliterated, they would put his cock under the pile driver just for curiosity's sake. First the sensitive cock head to see how painful it is. Then hammer the base to see if they can put a permanent bend in his rod. Finally the middle to see if they can snap it in half...
ReplyDeleteI agree -- you need to perform very thorough testing to make sure that the breeding program is truly producing only the very top quality studs. But since this particular bull has performed so well with the first part of his testing, I think we may want to breed him with a couple hundred "mares" before we test his right bollock into oblivion, followed by this titanic horse cock... :)
DeleteTonari. You are absolutely right on this.
ReplyDeleteI'm in full agreement!
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