Okay, before you all laugh, YES, I know I got the proportions totally wrong on this one! LOL! I found an image of a Hummer online so that I could sketch out this image, and by the time I realized that the vehicle was FAR too small compared to the captive, hairy Marine, it was too late. So please just imagine that it's a full-sized Hummer running over the stud's humongous balls, crushing them nearly flat beneath beneath the vehicle's nearly 4 ton weight...
As seen here. this is one of Judge J-dy's more creative...punishments?......in Latanya Smith vs Hunter Mcgillis, Mr. McGillis, clearly you too DUMB to get this being you are a jarhead, I am SENTENCING you(points at him) ...to return the remote car you bought to impress your new sleezy skank ho, NO NO no, do NOT INTERRUPT ME! One more time and I'll hold you in...SIR, do that again and you know what,...Fck It - Latanya baby, since this Dumb@$$ baby daddy don't know when to keep anything closed, you can have the remote hummer as part of the settlement and do whatever to this mutherfcking spermbag for NOT paying child support for his 5 kids. Case closed...
ReplyDeleteOf course, this overbuilt dumb fuck is built so fucking tough that his baby mama can run over his fat nuts over and over and over again, and those massive organs will not only survive, but they'll knock her up with baby #6! ;)
DeleteI think the proportions are actually correct. This marine was a volunteer in the experimental super soldier program and actually grew to be this massive. Surprisingly, his proportions didn't change from the treatment at all, he was already built and hung like a god beforehand. The military's chemical cocktails merely caused him to become even more of what he already was.
ReplyDeleteBut then the top brass realized a horrible flaw with the program. In the event that the enemy captured a super soldier. however unlikely that may be, they would be able to milk his super sperm and breed their own army of super humans.
The solution was obvious: remove the super soldier's ability to breed. This would actually be its own series of experiments. First, to see just how much one punishment one of these super soldiers could take before suffering serious consequences. And second to see if the solution they had pumped him full of could maintain his increased super musculature without the aid of his own virile testosterone factories.
That WOULD be the obvious solution -- just make the Marine stud a true giant among men! But the Top Brass are soon going to realize that nullifying the muscular grunt's ability to breed is going to be a lot harder than they thought. I mean, even the weight of a Hummer is only squashing them halfway flat, and is in no way causing them serious or permanent harm. Hell, the hunk's stud balls might very well be indestructible!!!
DeleteThey were about to move on to the next attempt, when one of their scientists slapped himself on the forehead.
DeleteThe stud's nuts weren't supporting the full weight of the hummer. Because the other three wheels were on the ground, the super soldier's super spunk tanks were only supporting roughly one quarter of the vehicle's weight! The measurements for this test were incorrect!
Thinking quickly, he called a bunch of non-super marines into the room and had them pile into, and onto, the hummer until their combined weight put the measurements back where they were meant to be.
And even if they weren't super themselves, seeing so many hulking, hunky marines crammed together, sitting on each other's laps, bulging muscle rubbing on bulging muscle, was a delicious bonus for the scientist.
That was a super hot visual - thanks!! :D The poor Marine's bull balls will be squashed even flatter with all of that muscular weight bearing down on them, and disturbing wet crunching sounds can be heard coming from the beleaguered bollocks... but they somehow continue to endure!
DeleteImagine the road rash those nuts would get if the Hummer just floored it...
ReplyDeleteAnd of course, there needs to be a repositioning so his swollen dick gets crushed next.
Ooh yeah, the stud's nuts might get seriously abraded if someone gunned the engine on that Hummer! Might need to get some Bactine on that... ;)
DeleteAnd that meaty, muscular cock is even tougher and stronger than his balls. I'll bet it barely even dents when the Hummer runs over it!