The college football quarterback was simply too gifted -- too big, too strong, too talented, too handsome, and WAY too hung. He'd led his team through an undefeated season, he was the one all of the talent scouts were drooling over, and he was the one that all of the girls (and almost half of the boys) were constantly drooling over as well. So before the playoffs, the opposing teams got together and kidnapped the handsome hunk, and then chose the biggest of their number -- a hulking brute of a man appropriately nicknamed "Tank" -- to teach the horse-hung quarterback a lesson he'd never forget...
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