Morphs 133 -- Michael Francois

In the 1980s and early 1990s, the outrageously handsome and spectacularly built Michael Francois was my idea of the perfect male. Ugh, I blew SO MANY LOADS looking at photos of this hulking stud! 

Fortunately, Mike has a titanically tough set of testes. Otherwise, they might have exploded when they became trapped between those two dumbbells... over and over and over again... ;)