The gorgeous young male from last week's post has had his massive testicles hammered continuously for well over a week now, and only now are they finally beginning to fail. Multiple ruptures are opening on both massive gonads, and each successive blow from the pile driver is causing raw sperm to erupt out of these widening fractures.
But the stud's mighty nuts aren't ruined yet! No, not by a long shot! These herculean huevos could survive and heal even THIS amount of damage. But the guys testing this bull won't let him heal. Instead, they intend to keep on pounding his huge spuds until they are completely obliterated. Such testing ensures that only this highest quality males are sold for breeding uses across the country.
Oh Sally, Whatever will I do for tonite's dinner party? My butcher ran out of...what? You can arrange for some phenomenal Studman Tubesteak? What grade? Well....Alice, my boss's wife ONLY buys grade AAA and no less than 18 inchers for HER parties. Oh my gosh and you can get them to include some lovely fresh nut-paste while you're at it? Yes 2 jars for my dip will do, oh Sally, you're a peach you are! Yes please have them send it round 4pm this afternoon, See you tonite! Bye dear!
ReplyDeleteHilarious comment -- I was grinning the whole time I read it! :D
DeletePoor stud... His fatherhood journey is ending before he made a single baby
ReplyDeleteMmm.. Keep up the excellent work! Will there be a 'part 3' or will we be left with a cliffhanger? Who knows, perhaps his nuts WONT fail in the arbitrary timescale (perhaps the machine is setup to run so many hours, under the presumption that NO ONE could survive that long) and when the cycle ends his massive nuts are still mostly whole ;)
ReplyDeleteNo part 3 planned at the moment -- this is one of those images where I want to leave it up to the viewer to decide what comes next. But yes, I love your idea of this epic stud having nuts so insanely tough that they survive even THIS abuse. The kid is so brutally tough that his mighty testicles can heal even this level of extreme damage and abuse, unscathed and without even the tiniest drop in their extraordinary virility. He would then be returned to the breeding pool, and they'd be sure to father a shit ton of sons from his supreme grade stud seed.
DeleteThose balls look so good all ruptured up like that
ReplyDeleteGlad that you like 'em! And they're gonna get a whole lot more battered and wrecked before they're fully destroyed. This mighty muscle hunk's gigantic balls could last HOURS more before they're completely shattered!
DeleteIf the bulls have grown so virile, they cant have sex normally, then we must resort to more extreme measures to extract the "nutrients" from them
ReplyDeleteYup, these mighty muscle bulls can only cum under extreme duress, and when their gargantuan testicles are threatened with annihilation. And that's not a design flaw -- that's an intended consequence of their breeding program.
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