Hello all!
Sorry for the interruption in posts.
As I've mentioned before, I was a HUGE D&D fan growing up, and a lot of the themes in my fantasies revolve around heroic warriors facing impossible odds against monsters or evil creatures, and the drawing below is a perfect example of such fantasy-inspired art.
Here, a mighty warrior is standing at the precipice of a great rift descending to the bowels of hell, grappling with a horde of demons intent on dragging him body and soul to the nether realm. The paladin is insanely strong, but the demons have discovered his weakest point -- his colossal bollocks. Already, two of the demons have wrapped their hands around the neck of his scrotum, using their weight to brutally stretch his bloated seed pods nearly two FEET from his muscular crotch, and even more hands are reaching upward to grasp his dangling goodies. Just how much weight can even this handsome warrior's huge balls take before they force him over the edge of the cliff... or rip his big, beautiful balls right off of him...?
Poor warrior... He try hard to avoid his precious jewal fall to the hell because inside that testicles there are so many babies ho have to born to the world...
ReplyDeleteProblem I have:
ReplyDeletePaladins have armor and weapons. I see no evidence of either. He looks more like an unwilling sacrifice than a paladin
I totally get your point. In my mind, he'd already been disarmed and stripped by his foes. But that said, maybe I should have added some vambraces, metal shin guards, gauntlets, or some other scrap of his armor to show that he once HAD been suitably attired. :)
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