Where do I GET these ideas?!? I haven't a clue! LOL!
Today's image features an enormous young bodybuilder who is working a summer job at his local Home Depot. A group of customers and fellow coworkers have grown murderously jealous of the young man's charm, masculine beauty, enormous physique, and gargantuan endowment, and have decided to get even with the subject of their envy but destroying the stud's mammoth testicles. They forced each of his nuts into a machine that uses rapid vibrations to churn and mix paint cans, and have been steadily turning up the intensity of the violent vibrations, wanting to see how much the stud's behemoth balls can take before they shake themselves apart.
Turns out they can take quite a lot, actually!
;)
Yup, it's a pretty odd concept and image, even for me, but I still like how it turned out.
OMG! Just from the drawing alone...this idea is AMAZING!
ReplyDeleteAre such machines real?! I mean, in reality that do this to paint? Im just trying to picture the logistics a bit more. Are they like buffer pads above and below that spin the paint or in this case are what are causing the vibrations? And the fact it would be just vibrations that could eventually shake them apart! Oooh
LOL -- yes, machines like this are real. :) If you ever go to buy paint, you'll find that all of the cans of paint on the shelves are simply white paint, devoid of pigments. When you tell them what color you want, they pry off the lid, add a specific number of drops of various pigments from a dispenser, and then hammer the lid back on nice and tight. Next, they firmly secure the paint can in a device like the one above and turn it on, letting the vibrations thoroughly mix the pigments into the white paint. And no, it doesn't spin, it just violently shakes the paint can up and down at a rate faster than the eye can follow, violently agitating and mixing the paint within.
DeleteAnd with my twisted mind, I of course wondered what would happen if a massive set of firm and sturdy stud nuts were instead fastened into the machine, and the vibrations turned on high. :)
Quite the spunkshake LOL
DeleteDelicious, refreshing, and PACKED with protein! :D
DeleteI'm catching up on the backlog of your drawings I've somehow allowed to build up. Just finished commenting on your previous one, got to this one, and then realized it also brings to mind another scenario I had for an unused super power in your "How to Break a Super Hero" story series.
ReplyDeleteThis time, it was a speedster villain. He would do things like strike multiple times from multiple directions at such a speed that it was like the captured hero's balls were being struck from every direction at once. Or he would do the Flash's trick of vibrating at the right frequency to pass through solid matter, but he'd deliberately use a frequency that was slightly off so it would scramble the stud's nuts as his hands passed through them.
And his grand finale was to simply pick up the hero's balls and shake them, faster and faster, until basically this exact scenario was happening. I was even thinking of these paint mixers at the time!
In short, I love it. You know, with the wide range of tools and implements found at Home Depots, this here could be a series of its own. Now, how to work a forklift into it...?
Fuuuuck! I LOVE that idea of a super fast villain trying to vibrate Brick Haus' mammoth bollocks apart!! But tell me, how would our handsome muscle hunk survive such an ordeal...?
Delete"I'd like 3 cans of boy cream white please. Interior or exterior? Oh, interior, we're repainting our son's room to surprise him when he comes home from his summer job"....
ReplyDeleteAh shoot, we should have had the muscle stud make a series of "deposits" for your first. I'm afraid that when we're doing with him, he'll be giving you nothing but a thick, pinkish-gray paste with red flecks in it... ;)
DeleteNice ideas green especially the super speed hits. From the hunks perspective all he would see was his balls deforming from every angle from each hit.
ReplyDeleteMore Home depot ideas!!!!
Hmm forklift would be good to lift up some of these boulder sized balls but accidents can and do happen...what if one pair got skewered by the fork, then lifted. They could then still be beaten and hit all the while they are slowly sliding off the fork causing more pain deep inside.
Oooh, one of his bollocks being SKEWERED by the forklift, and then beaten even MORE!! That's wonderfully BRUTAL! :D
DeleteNow that sounds like quite the follow up! :D
DeleteNo! They’re destroying the young bull’s future! He won’t be able to have kids and he’ll be a nutless laughing stock with his college jock muscle bros! Make them STOP!
ReplyDeleteDo you really want to make them stop, or would you rather watch those massive bull balls vibrate just a little bit longer? They're certainly a tough pair of nuggies, so I think they've got a LOT of fight still left in 'em. I think they can take a heck of a lot more shaking until they start suffering some permanent damage... :)
DeleteBad vibes.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Yes, literally! ;)
DeleteExcellent story line. Vibrate those ball even more. Turn it up on high. 😆
ReplyDeleteYou sure? Do you think that even HIS behemoth bull balls can take it? Or will they blow apart under the insane strain, and plaster every surface within 30 feet with his ripe, raw, ruined nut guts?
DeleteSo glad that you enjoyed this image, and thanks for your comments!