I dunno about all of you, but I madly lust for Thor, Son of Odin, Lord of Thunder. So much so that I even dressed up like the Thunder God myself for Halloween in 2021.
The title of this drawing is obviously a cheeky play on words. Instead of Ragnarok, I've had Thor's massive bollocks shackled to a gigantic stone known as the "Ragna Rock". Get it? ;) Nevertheless, the meaning is still fundamentally the same, as the mighty godling will soon be meeting his end -- or at least the end of his fabled manhood -- upon that solid chunk of stone. The massacre of his manhood will be by the hands of one of the only beings in the Multiverse strong enough to wreck those mammoth bollocks, Thor's former friend and compatriot, the mighty Hulk himself. And in a cruel twist of bitter irony, Thor's own war hammer, the legendary Mjolnir, will be used to accomplish the deed.
I wonder how many more cataclysmic hammer blows Thor's rugged and manly bollocks can endure before their very guts are splattered across the uncaring Ragna Rock...
I think he would take some 5 blows per second, with varying intensity and rhythm that he could not get used to it, and it would take some 3-10 weeks, so about 10 mln pulverizing shocks to each nut :) the last tens of thousands would hammer it like a water ballon, all flesh inside would be mangled, and so tender nerves would be strechted to maximum pain feeling several times a second... poor mighty man :(
ReplyDeleteDamn, I guess Thor was even tougher than I thought! :D I love the idea of his epic bull balls enduring literally MILLIONS of blows from his own mighty warhammer before they're reduced to worthless mush.
DeleteDid you thought about something like this: the bull guy works on the construction site in some extremely conditions (i dont know, vulcanos, some tough concrete or rocks xD ) and machine are breaking one by one, because of loads and stresses. So the workers asks the bull guy for replacing broken bearing balls or some hydraulic bars with his own balls :) they would be crushed by thousands tons of load of crane and still bear it. Or his balls would replace the springs in pneumatic hammer or be the shock absorber in some very heavy truck... unfortunately some of machines would have some malfunctions and giving so serious blows that the balls go flattened sometimes... but as the bull guy tries to hold back tears - he knows, that the construction site must keep working and he puts his balls into torments of next broken building machines and vehicles... ;)
ReplyDeleteOh year... It would be nice to see
DeleteWonderful ideas!! I might go even further to suggest a futuristic society where organic material has replaced many of the functions usually reserved for metal and stone, and that mighty bulls such as this stud are bred to fill those purposes. I absolutely LOVE the idea of his mighty testicles being used as ball bearings, and forced to bear extreme loads and stresses!
DeleteMaybe we can get Dr. Strange involved with the time stone. Rewind, wreck, repeat.
ReplyDeleteWhen you have a supreme muscle hunk like Thor at your disposal, he's the PERFECT candidate for such a scenario! :D
DeleteMaybe Thor strapped spread eagle to the lens of the neutron star that he held open. But now the aperture is narrower and focused on his balls.
DeleteHoly shit, yes! And then a mighty blacksmith should use hammer and tongs to work over Thor's balls as they're super heated, beating any "impurities" out of them!
DeleteI imagine that thor want to have children but his enemy dont want him to have any descendants to inherit his powers...
ReplyDeleteImagine how mighty and powerful Thor's sons would be! He would want a whole brood of children to carry on his phenomenal genetic legacy, and he's so extraordinarily handsome and charismatic that women across the universe would JUMP at the chance to mate with such a stud bull. Sadly, it looks like that's not meant to be... ;)
DeleteI just imagine how loki feel about his brother virility... When thor still a teenager loki tried so many times to disturb the development of thor's reproduction organs. Thor try to destroy thor's testicles since thor not yet produce the sperm till he was adult and can producing a ton of sperm. Thor always massaging his testicles everyday since he know that there are children inside his testicles.
DeleteMmm, yes, comics are a great source for hugely muscled men. Of course, they aren't usually drawn with such massive endowments as you give them, but that's why we come here!
ReplyDeleteThis drawing brings to mind another kind of torture that could be performed using Mjolnir: merely setting it down upon Thor's bound balls and letting gravity go to work. The heavy hammer would slowly, oh so slowly, sink deeper and deeper into the nut meat. Depending on the continuity, none of Thor's allies would even be able to lift Mjolnir so they'd be powerless to do anything but watch as his godly jewels get flatter and flatter...
Though this would beg the question of how a villain was able to place the hammer on Thor's gonads in the first place, but no need to quibble over such details right now.
This also makes me think that the Hulk would make a great victim for one of your stories. I'm sure testicular torture would make him quite angry indeed, so the more pain he endured, the more muscular and well-hung he would become, allowing for more intense tortures, and so on.
Since Mjolnir is Thor's hammer, and he's the only one "worthy" to wield it, I don't think the weapon would technically have that effect on Thor and his balls... but if it did, then Thor would be one of the few beings in the multiverse who might be able to endure that crushing pressure... at least for a while. ;)
DeleteI agree that The Hulk would also make a great ball busting victim, and I love your thoughts on how progressively more brutal and pain ball torture could make him grow even bigger, stronger, and more enormously hung!
Would of made for a good part of the Avengers movie, they all spend some time ballbusting the hulk trying to make him even more stronger, getting even more brutal with what they do to him.
ReplyDeleteFinally thinking he is ready, they go to Thanos only for him to grab one of hulks huge green orbs in the glove and grip and dig into it pushing the structure of it to its limit...maybe even past its limit!
Only for him to rewind time and do it all over again and again