I first sketched out this drawing in late 2018, intending to finish it and post it in time for New Year's Day 2019. That obviously didn't happen, and then with the craziness of the pandemic, this drawing and so many others just languished in a folder somewhere.
I've FINALLY gotten around to finishing this one, and wanted to post it in time for New Years 2022. I hope you all have a fantastic new year... or at least a damn sight better one than this handsome young muscle bull, who is just seconds away from losing his most prized possessions... ;)
I assume there are 23 more men just like him. One for each time zone. Think of being number 24.
ReplyDeleteAnd each one is bigger, more handsome, and more enormously hung than the last!
DeleteCan they get struck hard during the final countdown?
ReplyDeleteOr why not have them connected to a current so that it zaps them with increased voltage.
Maybe the form of castration changes at the top of each hour. One stud's balls might be filled with so much raw voltage that they light up like a pair of small suns... before exploding. Another stud's balls might be tied against the side of a gigantic bell, and as the clock strikes the hours, a massive mallet strikes those bound balls, shattering them against the bell as it chimes out the new year. Ooh, the options are almost endless!! :D
DeleteHow about the balls are weighted down and every hour they are lowered onto a gradually widening spike for each ball.
ReplyDeleteSo not only do they feel the pain of them sinking into the balls each hour, the pain is increased as the spikes widen the holes in them each time.
Of course the spikes could be jagged or set up to pass the raw voltage through them, causing the nerve endings that would never usually feel pain, those deep in the nuts, feel it hard and intense.
Oh yes, those spikes would be barbed so that removing the spike would cause ten times more damage than the initial harpooning! :D
DeleteOf course one of them will have to be the classic pit and the pendulem.
DeleteHeh heh, I like that! I know I did a Pit and the Pendulum-esque drawing years ago, no doubt in my older artwork posted on this site. Maybe it's time to revisit that theme...
DeleteWhy not have those shears cut through only say 1/4 of each ball in half, let the spaggetti spill out and then those hands below could get hold of a strand each and they all just start pulling, unravelling the contents of each nut until just the husks remain....
ReplyDeleteAnd the party goes on all night long with the amount they could yank out of each goliath gonad!
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