Friday, September 5, 2014

2012 - Genital Weightlifting Championships

Of all of my gym-themed drawings, this is one of my favorites. I am fascinated by strongmen and bodybuilders, and I always fantasize that EVERY part of their body is as tough and strong as their phenomenally massive muscles.

I created the World Genital Federation to allow these beefy Alpha Men to prove which of them is the toughest and strongest of them all by laying it ALL on the line and testing the strength of their mighty testicles. And it's not uncommon at all for a muscle stallion to push his limits too far and end the competition as a gelding.

This bull-hung super stud is hoping to break the current world record of 1,625 pounds suspended from a man's balls. In fact, he's looking to shatter that record by attempting to carry 2,000 pounds - a full TON of weight - by his balls alone! He's already at 1,500 pounds, his balls brutally stretched all the way to his frickin' FEET and bulging like they're about to explode, but he's still going strong. In fact, he's getting awfully close to blowing his load. He's going to keep adding 100-pound plates one by one until he achieves his goal...or his balls are violently ripped from his body!



6 comments:

  1. I love tough, macho, muscular guys too. My favorite is seeing someone willing to put their abs on the line and take any amount of gut punching (with the occasional ball punch) without yielding to the pain!

    I noticed in your awesome drawing that there doesn't seem to be an way to add more 100 lb plates to his balls. Does this mean he has to somehow force his massive balls through the hole in the plates? That would be a sight to see!

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    1. Thanks so much for posting your comments! I enjoy a good gut-punching scenario, too...as long as it least a FEW punches are aimed at the stud's vulnerable balls! ;)

      Yeah, I realized as I drew this one that there's no obvious way that each of those weight plates was somehow secured around the stretched-out neck of this muscle stud's scrotum. I mean, there's no way that even HIS tough and burly balls would survive being forced through that narrow opening in the center of each plate, right? (Though that would certainly be a devious torture all by itself!)

      The solution I had in my head was (sadly) much more mundane than that; each plate is actually two halves that are connected with a hinge and a clasp. You just release the clasp, open the two halves of the plate, secure it around whatever object you desire, and then close and secure the clasp. Of course, finding more room on the stud's already heroically overstretched nutsac might be another problem... :)

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  2. In the future his son so proud when see his father picture when he did this campionship. His son saw how strong of his father then he look at his father testicles, he sure that at that time he still inside the testicles when his father win the campionship. Now his son at the same path as his father. He want to make his future sons who still inside the testicles be proud of him

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    1. I like the idea of testicle torture acting almost as a crucible, further honing and refining and improving the sperm contained within those balls. So that in order to have the most powerful, most manly, most prodigiously well hung sons, you need to have your balls tortured to the very limit before you impregnate a female.

      Just a fantasy of mine... :)

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    2. Thats my fantasy too. The sons are teaching by his father how to train their testicles. They must love their children since they are still inside the testicles. They love the babies with gentle treat but they treat the testicles so hard till limit too. They gonna feel the fatherhood since teenager...

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    3. I love that you have the same fantasy! Big, burly, huge-balled men punishing their own nuts, taking them to the very brink of destruction in order to ensure the most powerful and gifted offspring. :)

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