2015 - Arm Wrestling

This arm wrestling image is a very David vs. Goliath theme, with a fantastically muscular, strong, and tough young man taking on an even MORE muscular, strong, and tough dude. The bigger muscle giant has never lost a match in his life, but he relies only partly on his gargantuan guns -- he also rigs the contests in his favor by having the nuts of his competitors placed in a steel vise. The device is designed so that, the harder the huge dude flexes his mighty arm, the harder the vise squeezes down on his opponent's trapped gonads. Almost always, the device makes his opponents give in almost immediately in order to save their balls from crushing and annihilation, though there have been a dozen or so times when a particularly stubborn or determined opponent has lost his nuts -- and the match -- by putting up too much of a fight.

Truly, the muscle mountain has never faced a challenger who would have had a prayer of defeating him, even in equal combat...until today.

This latest opponent, a hot young upstart who has been a rising star on the arm wrestling circuit, is phenomenally strong, and despite the Goliath's far greater size and muscle mass, he's putting up one hell of a fight. Of course, the hapless young man has no real chance of winning, especially not with his huge nuts being viciously crushed in a vise, but the dashingly handsome lad is showing great guts and force of will by not yet giving up. The only question is, will he realize the pointlessness of continuing to fight in time to save his big, beefy bollocks from destruction?

I imagine the huge dude calmly and condescendingly talking to the challenger like this:

"Kid, I gotta hand it to you, you're a fucking strong dude. You've already held out for more than 5 minutes, which is 4 minutes longer than anyone else has lasted before. Those big muscles of yours clearly aren't just for show, and I must say I'm impressed. Of course, you're barely HALF my size and have only a FRACTION of my power, so you have no chance of beating me, but I admire your grit and determination."

"But I gotta say, you'd better give up soon before your big nuts are history. And you've got a fuckin' quality set of nuts on you, dude, biggest damn balls I've ever seen! Other than my own melon-sized bull nuts, of course."

*Chuckle!*

"You've got a TOUGH set of bollocks on you, though, I'll give you that! No one has ever endured as much power as I'm throwing into that vise right now. It would be a shame if such strong, massive, burly balls should be destroyed, don't you think? I'd be a tremendous waste of a prime set of breeder nuts. But you better act fast, kid! That vise is inching closed as we speak, and your big beefy nuts are already almost as flat as pancakes. Those wet crunching sounds coming from 'em can't be a good sign, either! No, I'd say those big bull nuts of yours are just about done for..."

"Last warning, kid! All I've got to do is flex this gigantic arm of mine and slam my ham fist down to the table, and your big balls are gonna explode in a shower of gore. I'd hate to see such a promising arm wrestling career end so soon, or see such a handsome pair of stud nuts get destroyed."

"DAMN, kid, you're not gonna give up, are ya?! I can't tell if you're brave or just plain stupid. Well don't say I didn't warn ya. Get ready to say goodbye to your manhood, your sex life, and any future possibility of being a father. Testicle destruction will commence in five...four...three...two..."