I've always found something profoundly erotic about the mythology surrounding Prometheus, the Titan who gifted man with the ability to make fire, for which he was terribly punished by the gods. The massively muscular Titan was chained to a mountaintop, and every day, a giant eagle would tear out and eat his liver, and every night, Prometheus would heal that damage without a scar, being hale and whole for the next day's punishment.
So I naturally thought, what if instead of his liver, the giant eagle consumed the Titan's regenerating bollocks day after day after day...
This is just about the ideal scenario. As much brutality as anyone might want could be unleashed on those Titanic testicles and they'll always regenerate and be ready for more. Catastrophic damage without the finality that usually accompanies that.
ReplyDeleteI mean ideal for me, as a viewer, of course. I'm sure Prometheus feels quite differently. Though judging by his erection he may enjoy it as well. ;)
Yeah, it kinda reminds me of my epic Thor saga that I posted on my story blog a few years ago. Thanos uses the Infinity Gauntlet to rebuild Thor's mighty stones over and over again, reducing them to worthless rubble and then healing them into perfect vessels of virility, only to destroy them yet again.
DeleteYeah, I guess it just depends on how hungry the giant eagle gets. That's certainly a LOT of meat just sitting there defenseless and waiting to be devoured... ;)
ReplyDeleteThat eagle eat that damned seeds everyday... Seeds of prometeus kids...
ReplyDeleteAnd that giant eagle is going to only grow bigger and stronger on that steady diet of meat and protein!
DeleteOh I wonder which ball is hurting most? one with claw or one with beak...
ReplyDeleteI don't think Prometheus could think through his overwhelming agony to tell you which method of testicle destruction hurts more. ;)
DeleteI'd like to combine Sisyphus into this story as well. Perhaps having our hero is also forced to pull a large boulder tied to his nuts, up the mountain. When the eagle devours his bollocks, the boulder falls back down. Then when he regenerates his testicles, he must go back down the mountain and bring the massive rock up again with only the power of his nut sack.
ReplyDeleteChrist....can you imagine what sort of evil pleasure could be extracted from an ever renewing stud for busting? A hoard of castracted testicles could be piled up and tortured one last time each. They could be fed to animals, or trapped, or (my favourite) POPPED
ReplyDeleteRIGHT!?! You could wail upon his mighty testicles with wild abandon, using the most devious and devastating tortures that your mind could conceive, and it wouldn't matter -- every time to reduced the stud's behemoth balls to paste, they'd quickly reform so that you could start all over again!
DeleteAnd yeah, i'm imagining cartloads of humongous harvested bull nuts, the watermelon-sized orbs overflowing crates and containers in a vast warehouse, as mighty Prometheus is wrecked over and over and over again!
Yeah anybodys deepest darkest evil thoughts could be put upon his might testicles over and over and over again.
DeleteLiterally anything could be done to them!
Every wondered....wonder no more, try it out and see if it gets the rection you wanted, if it doesnt, do it again, harder!
Well said! And who knows -- perhaps every time Prometheus' mighty testicles get destroyed, they grow back just a little bit tougher and stronger than before, making them capable of enduring even GREATER abuse before being destroyed yet again. I wonder just how ferociously tough those big bollocks could become after being obliterated, say, a couple of thousand times...? >:)
DeleteHave them tatooed with derogatory phrases like: "HELP, STUDNAPP" , or "BREED ME". But i like to imagine something like "MASCULINITY IS IN CRISIS!!" in big bold over one curved side of the testicles as they swell and bloat even larger and deform the lettering. with his balls in a gelding clamp, it would make a spectacular stud-busting
DeleteAnd you wouldn't have to worry about marring or scarring his balls with the tattoos, as his gigantic testicles would get eaten every day anyway, and a new set grow in their place! :D
Deleteplenty of 'canvas' to tattoo as well
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