This mighty warrior has been captured by an enemy tribe, and has been bound and readied for tonight's sacrifice. The rival tribe believes that consuming the flesh of one's enemies confers their power. This titanically muscular young male has some of the largest genitals the tribe has ever seen, so the men plan on slow roasting his humongous cock and balls throughout the long day, and consume the cooked meat during that night's festival. An enormous wooden spike has already been driven through the handsome lad's massive testes, securing them in place above the hot and deadly flames, while his still rock hard cock is likewise arching up and over the fire, only receiving slightly less heat than his mighty nuts.
It will take many hours to cook such fantastically large appendages, but the tribe's warriors believe that the wait will be more than worth it.
"This is David Atta-Boyo, having travelled the world extensively, I have seen many wonderous people, places and animals doing the most extraordinary feats of wonder. Tonite we are witnessing a ritual rarely seen by the western world captured on camera. Absolutely marvelous, now I've been told that as a guest of honor I will have the distinct pleasure of the 1st slice, removing the impressive genitilia from the beast....Mmm absolutely magnificent!... Next time we will witness a remote farm where these beasts are raised to massive proportions to be harvested for an unusual event on Planet Cock."
ReplyDeleteI love your tongue-in-cheek comments on my artwork! I can almost hear David Attenborough's voice as I read your comment. Cleverly done!
DeleteEver wish you could oversee a bullfarm in operation? The young buck grown massive and S T R O N G to serve other men.
DeleteOnly if I got to test out all of the merchandise! :D
Deletelike how? pushing them to achieve superior size and mass in their bulging muscles, or pumping them hard as living sperm factories?
DeleteI would like to experiment on their most powerful and successful bucks by putting their almost legendary endurance and resilience to the test. I would force them to ejaculate over and over again as I put their bullish genitals through ever more extreme abuses, analyzing the volume, viscosity, motility, and genetic quality of their seminal output as I redlined them toward failure.
DeleteAnd the small handful of the highest quality bulls that survive intact would be studded out as the progenitors of the next generation of fantastic muscle beasts.
One of the way to defeating the enemy tribe is destroying their strongest warrior ability to have children.. So there are no more strong warrior will born on that tribe..
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