Happy holidays everyone!
The title of this drawing is a play on words with Sleigh Bells, cuz sometimes I think I'm clever. ;)
The idea here is that a very sexy, hunky, and hairy Saint Nick has been the subject of much lustful obsession by his trusted elves, and so they decide to give themselves a Christmas gift this year. They've bound the muscle man's gargantuan gonads in bows and ribbons, forcing the titanic testes down to the very bottom of their voluminous sac. And they now prepare to make the fateful snip that will detach the bearded brute's beautiful bollocks from him forever!
Those sure will make one HELL of a stocking stuffer!! ;)
Perhaps before the final snip, the elves should have a bit more fun with Santa's big set of toys.
ReplyDeleteI'd suggest stuffing his "stocking" with a very oversized candy cane. It's already leaking, so the sweet treat should slide right in.
I'd also like to attach some heavy ornaments to a pair of clips so we could decorate his meaty nipples :D
I wholeheartedly agree! Such manly and muscular magnificence must be fully savored and enjoyed. Too bad the elves are infamous for breaking their "toys" far too soon. I'd at least coax a half dozen or so massive loads outta those gigantic balls before snipping them off...
DeleteOh this? Well you did wonder why the old man never had kids right?...This is how we induct them into the Santa club....So Mistleholly, you KNOW how Santa likes his eggnog? These are the eggs that HE "prefers" in the recipe...giggle...Now hurry up and shake them up good before you inject the hot rum....
ReplyDeleteSO hot!! And yes, let's forcefully inject a liter of rum into each massive bull nut, and then shake vigorously...
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