This huge muscle dude loves pushing EVERY part of his body to its limit, especially his monstrously oversized and ferociously powerful balls. One of these days, though, he's gonna push his big balls just a little bit too far...
Friday, February 22, 2019
2018 - Everyone has a VISE
The title of this drawing is an intentional play on words, vice vs. vise. Of course, everyone DOES have their various vices, but for most of us, a vise isn't one of them.
This huge muscle dude loves pushing EVERY part of his body to its limit, especially his monstrously oversized and ferociously powerful balls. One of these days, though, he's gonna push his big balls just a little bit too far...
This huge muscle dude loves pushing EVERY part of his body to its limit, especially his monstrously oversized and ferociously powerful balls. One of these days, though, he's gonna push his big balls just a little bit too far...
Friday, February 15, 2019
2018 - Double-Action Hydraulic Pile Drivers
I'm very pleased with how this stud's face and muscles turned out, and the veins make the image even hotter for me.
Not sure what the story is here, but here's an option -- they're testing to see which one of the stud's massive bollocks is the strongest, and have been relentlessly and repeatedly hammering both behemoth balls for hours now with a high-powered hydraulic pile driver. Both huge nuts have been growing weaker and weaker, and yet have doggedly refused to burst. But even THESE huge balls can't take such abuse forever!
Eventually, the hunky hulk's goliath right ball finally cracks with a loud and disturbing crunching sound, its tough outer wall finally failing after countless devastating blows. Wounded...but not yet destroyed. All that thick, beefy meat inside that ball is still largely intact...but only if the hammer blows stop right now. If the pile driver keeps falling, it won't take more than a handful more blows to utterly pulverize the stud's Herculean globe beyond any hope of recovery or repair...
Not sure what the story is here, but here's an option -- they're testing to see which one of the stud's massive bollocks is the strongest, and have been relentlessly and repeatedly hammering both behemoth balls for hours now with a high-powered hydraulic pile driver. Both huge nuts have been growing weaker and weaker, and yet have doggedly refused to burst. But even THESE huge balls can't take such abuse forever!
Eventually, the hunky hulk's goliath right ball finally cracks with a loud and disturbing crunching sound, its tough outer wall finally failing after countless devastating blows. Wounded...but not yet destroyed. All that thick, beefy meat inside that ball is still largely intact...but only if the hammer blows stop right now. If the pile driver keeps falling, it won't take more than a handful more blows to utterly pulverize the stud's Herculean globe beyond any hope of recovery or repair...
Friday, February 8, 2019
2018 - Branding Time
Any good cattle rancher knows that he's gotta mark his livestock to prevent rustlin'! 'Specially with his prime breedin' bulls, like this stud here! And branding is a breeze with "The Humbler", which keeps even the biggest and strongest bulls completely immobile and helpless. This particular stud is one of the most prolific producers of high quality "bull milk" in the entire herd, and a huge pile of his gloopy baby batter has been accumulating at the base of the Humble while he awaits branding...
PS -- I apologize for the poor quality of my posts - my scanner appears to be permanently broken, so my work-around has been to take photos of my artwork with my iPhone, and then upload those to my computer for posting. Hence the shadows and bluish and pinkish hues you'll see on all of my subsequent posts...
PS -- I apologize for the poor quality of my posts - my scanner appears to be permanently broken, so my work-around has been to take photos of my artwork with my iPhone, and then upload those to my computer for posting. Hence the shadows and bluish and pinkish hues you'll see on all of my subsequent posts...
Sunday, February 3, 2019
2018 - Ball Busting in the Batting Cage
I'm FINALLY getting around to start posting the new drawings I created at the end of 2018/beginning of 2019. Churned out two dozen drawings over the course of slightly over a week! I know that my creative inspiration rarely lasts longer than that, so I cranked out as many drawings as I could. :)
In this first drawing, a huge baseball slugger is bound and helpless in front of a mechanical baseball launcher. All of the safety features on the launcher have been disabled, and those solid baseballs are being launched harder and harder, faster and faster, directly into the poor stud's bruised and battered bollocks. How much more can they possibly TAKE?!?!
Let's find out... >:)
In this first drawing, a huge baseball slugger is bound and helpless in front of a mechanical baseball launcher. All of the safety features on the launcher have been disabled, and those solid baseballs are being launched harder and harder, faster and faster, directly into the poor stud's bruised and battered bollocks. How much more can they possibly TAKE?!?!
Let's find out... >:)
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