Friday, December 15, 2017

2017 - Thor's OTHER Hammer

I make no secret for my love of super heroes, and in my opinion, the most impressive translation of a super hero to the big screen is Chris Hemsworth's Thor (though Henry Cavill's Superman is a close second). I think that Chris is extraordinarily handsome, and his body is ridiculously beautiful. So it was his intoxicating maleness, and just the hotness of the Thor character in general, that inspired this particular drawing.

Some evil, malevolent entity has captured Asgard and all of the Norse deities. Odin and all of the other gods and goddesses are forced to watch in helpless horror as the greatest of their number, mighty Thor himself, is subjected to unspeakably cruel tortures. This week-long marathon of agony and abuse will culminate with the annihilation of the young god's colossal cajones, the source and wellspring of his fantastic masculine might and virility. And the cruel tormentor will use Thor's own warhammer, long the symbol of his deific might, to pummel and crush those ferociously strong and mighty man orbs until they've been shattered and utterly liquified, forever ending Thor's long reign as the mightiest of men.



3 comments:

  1. Poor thor... He cant impregnate women and lost his future as a father of beautifull babies

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    1. Thorr junior would never born to the world

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    2. Don't be so certain! Thor is one of the mightiest super heroes to have ever lived, and his enormous bollocks might be heavily bruised and mangled at the moment, but they're not broken yet! Not by a LONG shot! :D

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