Friday, September 23, 2016

2016 - Beef Ball Stew

This young muscle bull has been bound and gagged, and then hung suspended from the ceiling over a boiling cauldron. The handsome lad has always been particularly proud of his massive bollocks and how low they hang in his oversized, baggy scrotum.

But today he's starting to wish that they didn't hang quite so low...

The evil tribe of cannibals slowly lower their victim, intending to immerse just his mammoth whale nuts in the boiling stew. They will cook his nuts alive, boiling the untold gallons of raw sperm sloshing around inside their beefy interior until they are reduced to one gigantic clotted mess of dead spunk and cooked ball meat.

And then the celebratory feast will begin!



4 comments:

  1. Nice.
    I wonder if they should dunk them slowly, so the pain lingers and intensifies each time they dunk them deeper.
    Also for fun if they have other hunks like it, they could boil them very slow so they get all soft and then maybe play piƱata with heavy tree branches, I bet those huge balls would explode very easy with only a couple of hits

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    1. Ooh, maybe a slow boil of the stud's massive nuts, like a pair of gigantic soft-boiled eggs. It'll take a very long time to cook them all the way through that way, as there's a hell of a lot of meat packed in that massive, hairy scrotum. But once they're finally done, then yes, I think just a couple of whacks with some thick tree branches would be all it takes to bust those mighty man nuts wide open. All of the eager cannibals could then rush forward to claim their own portion of the stud's "meaty treats". ;)

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  2. this is how i imagined a villain destroying penis man or Naked Justice. Cooking the powerful sperm till it was super-heated and steam rocketed from his penis, but it would not come out fast enough to relive the buildup of pressure inside of the massive nuts.

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    1. Freaking LOVE the idea of heating up a super stud's massive cum load to the boiling point, using his own overblown virility to cook his gargantuan bollocks from the inside out. And yes, an ejaculation of super-heated spunk would no doubt be insanely painful as it seared the delicate tissues inside the stud's mammoth bull cock.

      Unfortunately for the bull-hung stud, though, fluids expand as they are heated, and his fantastically fertile balls churn out their thick baby batter almost as fast as he can pump it out. So no matter how fast he blasts out his boiling, clotted jizz, even more of the gloopy slop is being produced in his mighty balls all the time. His massive balls will therefore just keep on swelling bigger and bigger, reaching even MORE herculean proportions...until they can finally take no more. A point will eventually be reached where the mighty hero's burly balls simply cannot expand any further. The thick and fibrous outer walls of those colossal cajones will finally start to crack under the strain, trying valiantly to contain the ever-bloating expanse of dense nut meat and over-pressurized sperm. Once the stud's ultimate limit is reached, those massive man orbs, the seat of his phenomenal masculinity, will explode in a spectacular burst of shattered, half-cooked nut meat and gallons of boiling hot sperm!

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