2012 - Demon Claw

This week's installment pits a bound muscle hunk of a Marine against a massive crab-scorpion monstrosity. The hideous creature is in the process of spearing those two massive bull nuts over and over again with its poisoned tail, injecting huge amounts of its digestive enzymes into those supremely meaty gonads. If left unchecked, those enzymes will break down all of that beefy flesh into a nutrient-dense liquid soup that the creature can then ingest through its tentacled maw.

This mighty bull of a man will soon become nothing more than an over-muscled steer...