I did a rough sketch of this drawing more than a decade ago, and I'm fairly sure it was based on a drawing by the amazing Jotto.
The stud in this image has been severely beaten and abused, particularly his enormous, coconut-sized bollocks. But despite the staggering number of bruises blossoming all over his mighty body, the handsome young stud is still fully intact. But he may not be for long...
His attackers have dumped the huge hunk into the sewers below the city. They have fastened a thick metal shackle securely around the base of his massive nuts, and then attached that shackle by an unbreakable chain to a bolt in the cement floor. His powerful arms are bound behind his back to a thick steel pipe, but the ropes used to bind his wrists are old and weathered. The lad's attackers actually INTEND for the stud to break free of the bindings at his wrists, but with his precious man nuts chained to the floor, the only way for the young muscle bull to win his freedom would be to rip his own big balls off!
The sewer pipes have now been opened, and massive amounts of stormwater runoff is now flooding into the circular chamber, steadily filling it with cold, murky water. The horse hung hunk will soon face a terrible decision -- tearing off his own massive nuts, unmanning himself to win his freedom, or drowning in the deep, dank sewer.
What would YOU have him do?
Hmmm, I'm not big on snuff or castration, so let me suggest a third possibility.
ReplyDeleteOnce he frees his hands, not wanting to drown and certainly not wanting to unman himself, the only other idea he can come up with makes his stomach churn. But with the water level rising, he has no time to dwell and must take action immediately.
If he can... soften his balls enough, he might be able to force them, slowly, painfully, one at a time, through the narrow cuff trapping them in the bottom of their sac. It looks like his attackers have already tenderized the stud's balls a bit, but it's going to take a lot more punishment to make this work.
Of course, there's no guarantee it will work. What if his balls are too tough for him to break down, or they're not tough enough to survive the abuse needed to squeeze them through to freedom. Or what if the process takes too long, and the hunk drowns anyway in spite of the torture he's inflicted on himself.
But his hands are free now, so there's no time left for what ifs. He raises his mighty fists and gets to work.
I LIKE how you think! So yes, THIS answer! :D
DeletePoor dude has got some INSANELY tough nuts, though. Even after all of the abuse they've already received, they've barely softened up at all, and are almost as dense and rock solid as they were before this whole ordeal began. It's going to take a LOT of abuse to soften them up sufficiently to even stand a chance of threading those mammoth gonads through the narrow constriction of that iron cuff. And no man's balls are meant to warp and bend and distort like this stud's humongous huevos are going to have to in order to fit through that ridiculously tight opening. Can even his mighty man orbs survive such a passage? Can he soften them up in time before the rising waters take him?
Absolutely BRILLIANT idea, man, and thanks for sharing it with us!
Or a suggestion for Greensleeves. The Hunk doesn't know it but the epoxy that locks the ball cuff is water soluble, but very slowly.
DeleteSo about the time the water reaches his chin, one good (painful) yank will save him.
All psychological.
DeleteOoh, that's almost TOO cruel... and I love it! The hapless stud ends up beating the shit out of his own huge balls, damn near wrecking them in the process, when in reality the rising water would have set his bull nuts free on its own. So devious! :D
DeleteAnd I thought I was the cruel one ;)
DeleteI hope there are leaches in the water. Or rays.
ReplyDeleteBut we know my vote.
Ooh, leaches WOULD be nice! Or how about crocodiles? Zombies? Radioactive monster people? ;)
DeleteThe nutcuff is radioactive. And that was supposed to be rats, not rays.
ReplyDeleteOoh, a radioactive nut cuff! Is it designed to poison his unborn children? Ingenious!
DeleteAnd I was WONDERING how manta rays were supposed to get into the sewer! LOL! Rats makes a LOT more sense... :)
They do get crabs in the sewers in warmer climates.
DeleteYeaah.. Lets torture that babymakers!
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