2008 - Dropping the Final Weight

The other guys at the gym had grown murderously jealous of the massive muscle god working out in their midst. His Herculean muscles dwarfed those of even the biggest muscle heads in the gym. And if that wasn't enough, the stud was hung impossibly huge, and had the kind of rugged good looks that made women weak in the knees and made even straight guys throw wood. They decided to get even with the stud once and for all...

After drugging and tying up the massive muscle beast, they decided to take from him the very things that defined his identity as a male -- his mammoth bull balls. They had placed a heavy metal platform atop his stretched out balls, and then started placing 100-pound ingots of iron on top of the plate. They wanted to see just how tough those big bruisers were, and how much weight they could carry before they finally gave out.

But the jealous gym studs were unprepared for just how ferociously strong and tough the man's huge nuts were. As more and more weight was placed on top of the platform, the stud's he-man nuts gradually flattened out like massive, meaty pancakes, but they simply refused to burst. In fact, partway through his emasculation, the big guy surprised all of his captors by spontaneously blowing the single largest load of stud scum the men had ever seen, completely coating his mammoth, hairy chest and rippling abs with a thick layer of his gamey and smelly spunk.

The men finally ran out of metal bars. With an impossible 2,500 pounds -- more than a TON of weight! -- bearing down on his trapped spuds, the mighty muscle man was still going strong. His great bull nuts were crushed to a mere fraction of their normal size and clearly couldn't take much more, but they were still very much alive and intact. This state of affairs was unacceptable to the jealous and angry gym studs.

Using an industrial pulley mounted in the ceiling, the men hoisted a titanic block of steel high into the air. The metal block, which weighed well over a ton all by itself, was placed directly over the guy's quivering and struggling nuts. With a final set of callous and cruel remarks to the trapped muscle stud, the men let the great weight drop, hungrily anticipating the messy and permanent end of the mighty muscle god's reign as the supreme stud of the gym...