2006 - Lumberjack Nut Squeeze

Here is an even HAIRIER lumberjack, who is having his sperm harvested via a massive nut press...which is STILL not quite large enough to encompass all of his enormous nut meat. A thick rubber hose inserted down the length of his mighty cock captures his ejected spunk and deposits it in a waiting receptacle hanging from the ceiling. 

Lumberjack Nut Squeeze

Let me introduce you to our newest addition, a young lumberjack we captured three weeks ago who has already become one of the prize bull stallions of our stable. His name is Jake, and he is one of the biggest, strongest, handsomest, and most virile men we’ve ever seen. We've had him about a month, but we still haven’t been able to break his will yet – though personally, I don’t know if we’ll ever be able to break this young muscle stud. He is one hell of a mighty beast, and I kind of hope that we never break his spirit. 

We’ve been testing and torturing the hugely muscled timber man for the past four weeks trying to find his limits – and we haven’t found any yet! This huge dude takes everything we can dish out, and his succulent, magnificently-developed body just begs for more abuse. 

And my GOD, look at the size of the log on that guy! The gnarled, hairy, vein-corded shaft alone must be over 18 inches long, and that huge, purple, swollen glans is bigger than my fist! Even with the guy’s heroically massive musculature, which is stunning in its own right, his oversized prick looks like a monstrous, obscene parody of a human cock. I tell ya, I’ve never seen anything like it! 

But shit, if you think Jake’s cock is huge, wait until you get a good look at this stud’s huge hairy nuts! They’re awesome!! Each beefy, cum-engorged nut is nearly the size of a bowling ball and easily as heavy. These weighty orbs of ball flesh are incredibly tough and solid as well, and they've already endured a great number of brutal tortures that would have quickly destroyed a lesser man’s balls a hundred times over. 

For instance, here we have Jake’s beefy balls in a huge nut press, one that we had to have specially built in order to accommodate his mammoth bull nuts. We have been crushing his bloated balls for hours now to see how much punishment they can take, but it just seems that the harder we squeeze those massive orbs, the harder Jake cums. And talk about virile! When this dude shoots a load, be prepared to get wet; Jake cums more than other men pee, a LOT more, blasting slug after massive slug from his aching, throbbing cock, rocketing high into the air before splattering messily all over the cold stone floor. It’s an awesome sight to behold. 

Of course, we're now harvesting his sperm, so we don't just let it spill all over the floor. Not only would that be a terrible waste of Grade AAA stud sperm, but it would make the stone floor dangerously slick with his copious ball spew. We've forced a length of thick plastic tubing down the entire length of Jake's awesome mule cock, right down to the very base of his mighty truncheon, and that tubing dumps his massive wads into a waiting 6gallon glass receptacle suspended from the ceiling. As you can see, this mighty stud has already filled the container two-thirds of the way to the top, and it's only noon! He'll no doubt fill this container and be well on his way to filling a second before this day is out. 

We sell stud sperm on the black market to the highest bidder. It's a niche market, and there are a wide range of buyers. A handsome and fantastically well-built stud like this one is very popular with our wealthy clients who want to have a child fathered from such supremely gifted genetic stock. In his very short time here, Jake has already been astoundingly popular in that department, and we're filled no fewer than 88 orders of his sperm for insemination purposes. 

Jake's most demanding client, however, is a sheik in one of those countries in the Middle East. He wants to use Jake's sperm to produce a huge army of super soldiers, and has placed an order for a truly vast supply of the young stud's man milk. It's going to take even the heroically virile Jake close to a month to fill THAT particular order, but he should take solace in the knowledge that 20 years from now, there will be thousands of half-Arabic muscle studs strutting around with the beauty, power, and monster endowment of this spectacular papa. 

God damn, I think he’s about to cum right now!! You're in for a treat! See how his cock has swollen larger still, and has darkened even more? DAMN!!! Look at him go!! What a fucking GEYSER!!! Shit, he’s blasting out his spunk like he’s some kind of fire hose! How can he possibly have that much CUM in his balls?!?! And he’s STILL cumming!! You’d think Jake had been saving up his cum for weeks, when in reality he’s already cum at least a dozen times today. Geezus, this guy just ain’t HUMAN!!